Me too. I have no desire to sit through the show, but I like to read the final question here (and damn was it way too easy today).

Technically, the Queen really isn't in Europe either.

I almost missed my chance to throw out a So Fucking What? on a Reese Witherspoon article. I need some kind of notification.

Yes, but they still came in to do the show and presumably nothing else and most if not all of them live in California.

Right answer: There is almost nothing I will not miss about David Letterman.

They totally did come to start some trouble though.

And six thousand before it.

With Dave's wife in the audience, not a fucking chance.

What Dylan is still counts as alive?

Great show, only complaint was using guests for the last Top Ten rather than having Dave do it.

My only complaint was that it should have been Dave himself doing the final Top Ten rather than the celebrity ringers.

I figured a certain icon's last bow would be the top pick tonight. Instead you do this? Not mad, just disappointed.

Bill Murray was great, Bob Dylan was "what the fuck was that?" but not in a good way.

Did he also do the Meow Mix jingle?

I still loved "Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of a Bookstore," especially for "Shouting 'Hey look everybody, "penis" is in the dictionary!'"

He could use one. His place in England burned to the ground and apparently homeowner's insurance wasn't punk rock enough for him.

"What I Like About You" wasn't really a hit though—certainly not a huge hit. It just got used in a lot of advertisements and stuff years after its release and became a hit retroactively.

I didn't go when they played my town—expensive and a quick sell-out and I'd filled my overpriced reunion tour quota with the Replacements the week prior—but apparently Chuck Mosley came out to do one or two of the really old ones. Think it was a one-off though.

No. I don't and legitimately want to know.

My favorite and the one that legitimately impressed me was the guy who could balance a charcoal grill on his face, on one leg of the grill, while standing. If I could do that, my life would be complete.