This thing's still around?

Darius Rucker will stab to death anyone who calls him "Hootie."

But see there's a baby being born and a woman dying, both at the same time. It's like spiritual re-birth or something.

Any time a rock band tries to do a serious song about something important, that's never a good sign.

No Green Card required.

Even the Bible says gambling is okay . . . somewhere in the back.

They're about five hundred miles away.

He still frequently works with the Attractions—or the Impostors as they're known now (there's no chance he and the original bassist will ever reunite so we can settle for the guy from Cracker).

Were he still alive, Elvis Presley would have made for a great comeback story doing one of these albums. Maybe even that rumored David Bowie he'd apparently been mulling at his death.

You know the accelerated Magnet schools all these AVClub writers went to.

Well the fiddle certainly helps.

Chris Cornell performing with a country band works pretty well if they don't play anything that's remotely country.

They were brought in as a package deal—it would weird to dump one but not the other, although I agree with most of what you say about their places on the show.

I think it was just a parody of a show that already presents that point of view.

It's spelled "Jones".

No need, I set my clocks ahead an hour every night.

That seems oddly specific for a category.

You had me at Waffle House.

MBS actually did a very good write-up in the WOT article the next morning.

Was Anne Heche on the plane?