Walls are probably cleaner than his adult home.

And Frosted Flakes for using a Maneater as a mascot.

I assume anyone who owns a KFC franchise is allowed to call themselves a Kentucky Colonel.

Trivial Pursuit had a question asking for the first president born in the 20th Century, which bothers me because it doesn't specify if that's measured by birth order or inauguration order when the answer is different depending on how the question is interpreted.

What were the wrong guesses? I'm hoping someone was way off with a Truman or Nixon.

I'm pretty sure if I was trapped in the winter wilderness with nothing but a hatchet, I would freeze to death clutching a hatchet the first night.

That reminds of a joke about a midget with a speech impediment looking to buy a horse. Now of course, he can't really get a good view of the horse, being so short, so he asks the horse's owner, "Let me see her pwetty eyes." So the owner lifts the midget by the shoulders so he can look at the horse's eyes. Then the…

Like every single Three Stooges short.

Richie wouldn't have gotten any either way.

Damn I didn't even notice that. And now I hurt inside.

Driving by that place was one of only two thrills of driving through Kentucky.

The other two spin-offs were long ago cancelled and the original is pretty much dead with falling ratings. If it weren't for re-runs on every channel, I'm sure it would have had its plug pulled too. It seems like a weird time to launch a spin-off.

Well it couldn't be "The Kids are All Right" . . .

It is a great song, but it was at the very end of the Who's career (pre-reunions anyway) when they'd pretty much given up. The production engineers didn't even both to sync up the vocal tracks which actually makes for kind of a cool effect on the song.

I stared at my keyboard while reading this and I still couldn't come up with anything.

No show's continued existence baffles me more than Wheel of Fortune. I would have thought their target audience had died off at least fifteen years ago.

The best part will be the day after the first broadcast when everyone is murdered for satirizing the Chinese government.

If this goes for two episodes it will double her TV series runtime record.

Yet my pilot script for "Black Home Alone" gathers dust at NBC headquarters.

He was pretty much dead before the suicide anyway.