Lies!

He really is our generation's Sammy Hagar.

Once again, I'm giving up adverbs for lent.

Or "Devil's Haircut".

Yes we are.

I was honestly never clear on that. They didn't really do the same type of music as Dokken or Warrant but kind of lumped into it just because they were popular around the same time.

As someone who attended a Jackyl concert last year (free), I'll say that a lot of that stuff is better than its reputation. Some of the newer material is actually pretty good too.

But he has that awesome bandana! Obviously because it looks cool and not because he's ashamed that he's very bald.

And he hasn't.

You think someone who can see a mirror would choose to look like that?
(alternate joke: Maybe before, but I assume the fat rolls on his face have blocked most of his vision by now)

"I Feel Alright" would be at number one here.

I've seen both father and son and prefer Justin (although seeing Steve live consisted of an unbilled guest spot at a Pearl Jam show where he essentially stood in the back with a guitar during a Neil Young cover).

I only own "I Feel Alright," mostly because I liked the title track. Thank you for the further advice.

Ah yes, the jewel in the crown that was Pam Dawber's film career.

You can't be fired twice.

How about something for those of us too old to give a shit about Miley Cyrus but too young to give about Paul Simon?

Was that Grammy thing just a pre-bit for this?

Okay the Lovitz bit at the end was pretty good there.

I don't know either, but he seems like the type whose stuff wouldn't be used.

Robert Wagner (probably)