Is that Jeff Goldblum or Richard Belzer next to Tom Arnold?

OJ hosted. Bring him out!

Carvey did "Choppin' Brocoli." I don't remember whether Meyers was supposed to be on or not.

He just won one in November and started a new term in January. He's supposed to show up at some point tonight (probably during the Sarah Palin skit).

With music rights headaches and low sales, that's pretty much a guaranteed no at this point unfortunately.

Yeah, but he's actually hosted three times, so I was a little distracted by my irritating inner pedantic voice.

There's another ninety minutes.

He didn't, if by "it" you meant "anything".

"Oh look, a falling star."

Three adjectives, no nouns. That's brazen titling.

At least it's not John Goodman (probably because with Aykroyd looking this way, he'd no longer be the fat one).

The word "goddamn". Ten o'clock standards.

They probably look the same now.

He was listed in the intro.

Paul McCartney is standing next to Miley Cyrus. And I die inside.

Okay . . . intro sucks.

A lot of music because She and I went to a lot of shows together (something I've tried to correct by re-seeing all of those bands without her to remove that from my memories). At the top of that, U2's "Stay," because it was a highlight of the U2 concert we went to together that also turned out to be a big night for…

So when this guy slaps a kid, it's a crime, but when a woman slaps me it's "justified based on my behavior." I don't understand the world.

Well then, I'm out of ideas.

Literally the only thing I know about Lord Byron is that he died fighting in the war for Greek independence, so I figured that had to be it.