Knowing nothing of him beyond that Letterman appearance last year, I'm really looking forward to hearing from this.

Shit . . . same day as Jesus and Mary Chain are in town. Which geriatric alt-rockers am I going to see?

Okay, almost everything sucks, but album of the year for Beck is pretty goddamn cool. You've gained the smallest amount of credibility, Grammies—don't fuck it up.

I will choose to believe one of those doesn't exist.

A record which has been broken several times since. The current holder is some Muse song at nineteen weeks.

Well, one out of the six still has a career (although I have absolutely no idea what kind f ratings Marry Me gets and find it to be a pretty weak watered down HE anyway).

Just like that Law and Order episode where the victim turned out to not really be dead.

KIss' "I Was Made For Loving You" and whatever that Springsteen song was.

That's not a nice thing to say about Morgan Freeman.

That's not country—that's pop music with a Southern accent.

"And they’re an amazing band. John Bonham: Amazing. Jimmy Page: Amazing. Robert Plant, I’ve always kind of hated."

Irish need not apply.

Well, FX has higher tolerance for low ratings.

Latin is the only second language I have any desire to learn. Well, that and Esperanto, but that would be just ridiculous.

Is it just me, or does pretty much every festival seem to be about 80% the same lineup?

No one understands why Disqus does what it does.

Remember the band Pluto? They did that "When She Was Happy" song. Whatever happened to them?

Finally the corruption of the McCheese administration will be exposed.

If he died in Memphis, that'd be cool.

Since the most successful pop culture basketball product was Space Jam, maybe not.