You are absolutely correct but no one else will ever believe you.

But in reality, it's impossible to wish for anyone you used to date to ever be happy again.

But really, Ben/Leslie Jim/Pam were never interesting as married couples. The initial courtships were events on their respective shows, but once they were finally together in marriage, there was really nothing but the writers trying to admit they had no idea what to do with them anymore. I'll give "Parks" a little…

After he saved their crumpet-eating asses, they goddamn should be.

According to Miss Pat Benatar, it is also a battlefield.

You're probably right, but re-released songs (usually as live versions) win Grammys almost every year, often decades after they've been originally put out.

. . . and pacing . . .

My Jewish friends (okay, people I met one time) told me I should try it and that's perfectly fine for the gentile community. Although I would probably advise making it clear you're not of the tribe.

I never wanted to know Barney's job. The pay-off there wasn't bad, but it wasn't going to live up to the build-up. Some stuff shouldn't be revealed.

You mean Cosmos, right? Because that's a pretty good answer.

It doesn't hurt if your first book gives you royalties to live off forever.

I know we're talking personal one-hit wonders, but they were not a standard onee-hit wonder, as their previous single peaked at number four on the pop charts (and the lead single off their follow-up album hit number one on the modern rock airplay chart).

The Darkness were a novelty so it's not surprising they had no chance at a legitimate follow-up.

The son of B from BTO.

Aldous Huxley. "Brave New World" is among if not my most favorite novels, but anything else I've tried to read has been a disappointing slog. I thought "Island" was one of the worst novels I've ever read.

And also there's no train involved.

They announced a show in my town Monday. This is either the pettiest rash decision or something huge happened. In times like this, I must call for irresponsible and baseless speculation.

There are three Foo Fighters guitarists, not two.

Towards the end he was pretty much only in the cold opens and never appeared for the cast good-nights, so he might be used to leaving the studio before 11:40.

He was an impressionist that didn't really do original characters. Sketch comedy is a great use for someone like that, but outside of stand-up, there really isn't another vehicle to turn to when you're looking for something else. This voice-over gig is about as best as he could hope for.