So wait… is it REALLY going to be a YEAR AND HALF or was that just a horrible, horrible joke? Say it isn't so, Mr. Poopybutthole!

Just saw this having not read anything about it, Netflix just relentlessly threw it in my face enough times I finally clicked it, and damn, it was a tearjerker and I really, really liked it. HOWEVER, can we PLEASE have a moratorium on "sad scenes in slow motion to Coldplay songs"? If I have to endure another slow…

People who drink too much are called alcoholics and drunks, people who smoke cigarettes are almost completely ostracized from public locations now, if you do too much meth or shoot heroine you're a druggie, so why is it suddenly OK to eat too much? The US is already the fattest nation on earth, I don't think now is a…