well, if it were a sitcom, you might get 4 solid seasons out of it

It deserves more than upvoting others who have already said it …
Get Out …. DTMFA!

and you will know my name is Lemmy when I lay my vengeance upon thee

until the pg-13 biopic comes out starring Disney's latest "bad boy"

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Mark Malone, Darryl Johnston, Rich Gannon

but Jonny Football is gonna fix ALL of that …

thanks! I now feel completely useless for not having thought of this first

miss summerall Every.Damn.Sunday!

non fan-splaining

No mention of Clooney rocking the caesar ironically?
… disappointed
I now live in a meaningless world

I like snacks!

And know we know why I can't wait until my tv gives me the same option to mute the announcers yet keep the stadium noise that Madden does

I would read all of that again just to get to this …
"For all its shameful flaws, the sport is a marvelous narrative machine, drawing you in by generating a new legend, down by down, before your eyes."
Just once I want to write a sentence this good