I've tried fantasizing about Scarjo but she's so beautiful my brain won't let me without a ton of restrictions on the scenario.

Possibly, but I think the stuff with the kids even if he never actually "molested" any of them was still too much to come back from. There's some incidents you just can't come shake. Kind of
like when you've been backed up for awhile and you get a good twinge and
rush to the bathroom and it's basically a solid boulder…

Odds are there will be some lulls where the camera is focused on one of the tables for 15 minutes. Odds are really great there will be some hot college aged nieces there, done up in nice dresses. I'll have it on the flatscreen and I'll fixate on a cute one who looks really bored and have the wonderful erotic luxury of…

What I like to do is find one of those "smell my stinky socks loser!" type porns where she's topless. I pretend she's my girlfriend and I fucked up the laundry again and she's yelling at me and I just mute the video and nod every few seconds while staring at her tits.

Also I don't want you all to think I'm completely closed off to the idea of a relationship with a socalled "real" woman, I
have certainly ran simulations in my head of how real relationships
would pan out and initially they tend to go great, there is always
incidents that sour me completely on the experience.

I completely get falling in love with a cartoon character, heck I'm married to most Disney Princesses but a horse is just deranged.
                         I
 did not want to give the impression I only like demure glassyheaded
Disney Princesses, these women have 3 dimensional personalities and
quirks. The only thing…

Part of the problem is people have a reductive few of anime porn as being all tentacle rape stuff. There is actually many vanilla romantic themed hentais suitable for couples to watch together. And anyhow I
really think that the term "rape" is overblown when referring to
tentacle/demon rape.…

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Personally I am sympathetic to this man although I don't get the whole bestiality thing. I am an avid
drawer of Simpsons themed erotica (NO INCEST!!! albeit some infidelity,
Marge and Ned is a common pairing of mine)

Am I the only one who kind of hoped that the apology was going to be an "apology" written by Herman T. Zweibel when they clicked on it?

It was art in the sense that Norman Rockwell paintings are "art". True art needs ambiguity and to acknowledge the darker aspects of life. Sure most farmers are the salt of the earth who work hard and put food on our tables and they hearken us back to a bygone era when shopkeepers would wave their hands when you…

I have pinworms.

It would suck to be a young comedian and meet someone like Jerry Seinfeld and feel some sort of unspoken obligation to act all deferential to the guy even if you don't find him funny. Kind of like how a jazz musician meeting someone like Pat Metheny or Keith Jarrett must feel.

It would suck to be a young comedian and meet someone like Jerry Seinfeld and feel some sort of unspoken obligation to act all deferential to the guy even if you don't find him funny. Kind of like how a jazz musician meeting someone like Pat Metheny or Keith Jarrett must feel.

Great episode!

Great episode!

It's an odd fantasy of mine for porn torrents and pornhub type sites to become completely wiped out cause of piracy legislation and the only way to watch any pornography at all is to pay for it. The exception being 70's/early 80's "golden age" porn made by now defunct companies who never sold the rights before going…

It's an odd fantasy of mine for porn torrents and pornhub type sites to become completely wiped out cause of piracy legislation and the only way to watch any pornography at all is to pay for it. The exception being 70's/early 80's "golden age" porn made by now defunct companies who never sold the rights before going…

They should have brought back Nicholson as the Jokers uncle.

They should have brought back Nicholson as the Jokers uncle.