Oh, I was just trying to be clever. Am I gonna be resigned to a failed-gimmick-account ghetto? Are there pogroms? I'm a tad afraid.

For all the critical hate, it's probably the best executed network pilot of the season. There's a few eye-rolls (it's a CBS procedural), but the structure and storytelling is tight, the characters have potential, and no matter how much you hate it the show hits the right buttons to get the reaction it wants out of you.