He's in prison for child rape, so not my first choice.

"Did you say Splett?"

"I have a degree in hotel management from Cornell University."
"No you don't."

When does Big Head become CEO?

Amy's comment about Eleanor Roosevelt "eating pussy" was not only comedy gold, but it brilliantly highlighted just how dark and fucked-up these people are compared to most.

Comment/avatar synergy?

Be careful. A Clevelander will never argue that the sports teams are miserable and pathetic, but insult the city and you'll get a link to an article explaining why Cleveland is pretty nice from some, or a nice snowball to the head from others.

Nothing that happened this week will end well for any of the characters…

Watch Jon Stewart DESTROY Last Week Tonight

Sam Bee's intense, never-ending hatred for Ted Cruz might be the best part of this election cycle.

I cannot figure out who thought it would be a good idea to replace half of the songs with dialogue. Rent doesn't work if it's not sung-through.

Exactly. Rent has story issues and not all of its songs are great, but few musicals don't have these problems. Rent was popular partially because many of its best songs - Seasons of Love, One Song Glory, Another Day (I will fight anyone who disputes this), and Take Me or Leave Me - are really, really good. Are the…

But his political stuff isn't as biting as it used to be. Part of it is being on CBS, part of it is adjusting to a new non-character, but there's something missing. At this point, only Samantha Bee has reliable, biting election satire, which is sad given the ridiculous state of this election.

I'm starting to think The West Wing's secret plan to fight inflation may be a euphemism.

All I need is for Richard to mention his last name at least once every episode.

Her?

Henry's at his best when he's sneaking around and doing something illegal

I don't know if it's Alison Wright, the writing, the directing, or some perfect combination of the three, but I have never reacted this strongly to a TV show before. Beautiful.

I'm surprised by the B. Maybe it's because I haven't watched this show since the S3 finale and forgot just how amazing it can be, but I thought this was a solid A. Philip's EST scene and scenes with Martha were as haunting and suspenseful as anything this show has ever done (and the sound effects in the flashbacks…