Eat my goal!

Elaine seems inordinately fond of defenestration.

That hilariuz.

You forgot adorkable.

Then why didn't I get the Illuminatus notice?

I got Khrushchev, Bruce Campbell and My Chemical Romance notifications for this?

Emperor Cupcake!

Your husband's Ben Murphy, isn't he?

That'll still be a bit of a challenge.

For hate's sake I type my last frowny face at thee.

I'm fairly sure it's not.

But what about One Dove, 2 Live Crew, Alabama 3, Gang Of Four, Sixpence None The Richer, Eighth Wonder, 9 Lazy 9, and 10cc???

Anything from Monster Movie to Future Days is primo, and I have a soft spot for Flow Motion and Saw Delight.

A third-wave ska revival? Wouldn't that be fourth-wave?

Can rules.

He doesn't want to be a Mr. Bungle, does he?

That's a big twinkie.

A humorous substitute for your own lips!

Somewhere there's a bunch of copies with "SIMS!!!" scrawled across the cover.

Rich first person problems…