They all pale before Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, And The Great Frisco Freakout.

Up your hole with a mello roll, Herb! And you too, Alice!

Hmmm…

Shut up and drink your orange juice!

The new Yoko Ono album, featuring tUnEyArDs, ?uestlove, and
The bEaStIe BoYs?!@#$%&!

Brand New Levees?

Is that anything like shingles?

♫ I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno’s phone goes thus:
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole, but if you’d like to leave a weird noise…” ♫

In spite of its pilot getting the plum slot of a preview airing behind Super Bowl XX…

Ed Wood Russian Roulette  -  keep scratching your face with your gun until it goes off.

The rest of the station’s cops are mostly varying shades of moron

Cue Scrawler response in 3… 2… 1…

I'm just getting a weird Tammy Faye Bakker vibe from this whole story.

@avclub-9acf7344ec50993b012999f76196c4c6:disqus  Why did you make me go to the site of someone named "Brittnii" ?

Beeks has got the secret butter report in that briefcase!  Get him!

And at the end of every show, Wayne Knight chases him around the studio as the credits roll.

No, but she collaborated with Malory Archer on Mandingo II: The Enslavening.

If only you had an ossuary.

Ken Boo-urns.

It's World War Zed!