I just know he's gonna sneak in and slit my throat in the middle of the night…

@avclub-6546673eec3f32ec26f2ac5bec99d2e6:disqus  I like your spelling of "abominaation".  The extra A makes it extra abominable.

I've had this tab open for 2 days and I keep looking at that burger.  I want it bad.

I'm getting a bad Jenny McCarthy vibe coming off this story.

Everyone, make your plans now for Dec. 31st  in L.A.  You know at least 2 of these bands will be playing at Jamie Kennedy's next New Year's Eve extravaganza.

They're all Germans, aren't they?

J-U-M-P-I-N-G,  jumping in Gomorrah,  I'm religion-free!

It barely makes sense now.

@avclub-56b40f28310e0de4de92649658a0f2d3:disqus  Then why wasn't she the star of Tall Slut, No Panties?

So very small….   Back off!

They can finally bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Two Tribes?

I am Prometheus Affleck!

Some performances just ruin an actor for you, and that's what happened for me with Eric Roberts and Star 80.  There hasn't been a movie I've seen him in since where I don't flash back to that evil, evil performance.

Ah, back in the pre-Hoo Haw! days.

I meant to say "retrospective".

They wouldn't be acting like that if it were "An Evening with Laverne & Shirley"!

What's Meco doing these days?

Does it have to be "zany"?

Why didn't he escape with his jetpack?