Are they, as Frankie Boyle claims, all dying in a series of unrelated chip-pan fires?

To quote (and paraphrase) that eminent Scot, Jim Taggart, "The last person that said that to me wore his balls home for earrings."

I am the Usurpeder!  I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

The hell with that, it was a potato first!

I'm fairly sure Grace Metalious went on to become a Space Ghost villain.

I know this isn't a gimmick per se, but I'd love to see more of it.

Or possibly a porn star / soccer player.

Yes, it's so, so Lush.

We didn't even get Al Murray running around screaming "Hootenanny" this year.

Excuse me, my son is also named Godo!

You could refer to them as Skarz if they showed Cronenberg's Crash 24/7.

or something…

If only ABC had a sister cable channel (like Fox with FX) to put this show on.

According to Wikipedia, next Sunday's episode should be Season 1, Ep. 8, and then we'll finally be done with the skipped ones.  Which means of course that Tuesday June'll be at the new job again, then Sunday back to the coffee shop.

His S2 eps were some of the most uncomfortable viewing - over that summer everyone had heard how Caruso wanted out, and in those eps you can just feel the other actors (except maybe Nicholas Turturro) wanting him gone.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to shut a butt?

Vive Jay Sherman!  Vive Quebec!

You bother me or my action figures again, I'll kill ya.

You bother me or my action figures again, I'll kill ya.

If they'd gotten it into gear in a reasonable timeframe, they could have still had Michael Clarke Duncan.