John Byrne, that most impolite Canadian.

John Byrne, that most impolite Canadian.

I was really baffled yesterday, when browsing the 2013 calendar booth at the mall, to see a 2013 Michael Jackson calendar.

I was really baffled yesterday, when browsing the 2013 calendar booth at the mall, to see a 2013 Michael Jackson calendar.

Kinda sucks that just about the time I started listening to and enjoying old Gary Glitter (and 70s glam in general), all the Gary Glitter stories started appearing.

Kinda sucks that just about the time I started listening to and enjoying old Gary Glitter (and 70s glam in general), all the Gary Glitter stories started appearing.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Well, Halle Berry did take out a restraining order against him.

Well, Halle Berry did take out a restraining order against him.

I hope the "Because I'm Rich" story is true.  I just like that one.

I hope the "Because I'm Rich" story is true.  I just like that one.

You don't have to be a Scientologist to hate Xenu.  I mean, the whole volcano / hydrogen bomb deal - he just doesn't sound like a nice guy.

You don't have to be a Scientologist to hate Xenu.  I mean, the whole volcano / hydrogen bomb deal - he just doesn't sound like a nice guy.

And I thought Jenny McCarthy was bad…

And I thought Jenny McCarthy was bad…

Gotta go for that nice soft Australian licorice from Costco (or sometimes Trader Joe's).  Both Twizzlers and Red Vines are like chewing plastic tubing.

Gotta go for that nice soft Australian licorice from Costco (or sometimes Trader Joe's).  Both Twizzlers and Red Vines are like chewing plastic tubing.

I did like the comment just below the story from "teledingo".

I did like the comment just below the story from "teledingo".