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Tearing tags off of mattresses?  Now you've crossed the line.

Tearing tags off of mattresses?  Now you've crossed the line.

What's this about Octomom?

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it
is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor
paradise.

ahem… JERBS!

ahem… JERBS!

You lost me at "modern aristocrats".

You lost me at "modern aristocrats".

Yeah, some of those guys remained friends, but not with Pete.

Yeah, some of those guys remained friends, but not with Pete.

That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

That was quite good.

That was quite good.

I can't wait for the episode guest-starring Bud Harrelson.

I can't wait for the episode guest-starring Bud Harrelson.

I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.