@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus Hey, that was my line!

Log off.

Reading comprehension. Three times in one day.

Ugh. Enough with this rotten-toothed whore.

@TaumpyTearrs:disqus 
So get this: I had Taco Bell for breakfast lunch and dinner last night. BIG mistake. So later that night I stop off at your Mom's place so we can do the "mashed pertaters" (code for sex)

@avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus Ha ha, I get it! He was saying "fuck community the television show" but you misinterpreted it as "fucking an entire community". Fun with syntax!

There's semen in my stool. Is that a bad sign?

I've had my dick sucked by toothless whores that had more dignity than you.

"giddily post-modern, meta-textual funhouse mirror of a narrative"

Rabin's moment has passed.

I've taken stool dumps with more consistency than you.

Hey girl. Like what you see?

I'm only going to say this once: log off and never come back.

Poor guy is slowly rotting away from AIDS.

She's hideous.

That's nothing. Check out my abs:

Hey! I lost some weight too you guys!

No one damned cares.

Pop culture? Nah. I spent all weekend working on my arms:

Flagged for continually stalking me. (I'm serious).