Hey, I recognize that username. Is this you?

Nah, I'm going easy on Vanderwerff every since he lost some weight:

Just got my welfare check yesterday. Check it out:

One time I farted and 3 pounds of corn starch came out

Dunno, but I'm getting the award for "Best Abs":

One time I farted and a whole city came out

Shut up and eat my farts.

You'll never get my farts out of your mind.

You don't know who you're dealing with, bro:

One time I sharted and shart came out.

One time I farted and poop sprayed out

I used to beat up  losers like you in high school with my bare chest.

I think rape is awful and I just don't condone it.

@avclub-64407e138a438a0608968f1ed57a2c7c:disqus Listen, drama queen, I have access to so many different computers it's not even funny. Some of which are owned by people who are also AV Club commenters, which means they'd be blocking regular people who just want to discuss pop culture. How many are they gonna block?

One time I sharted and shat blew out.

One time I pooped and a turd came out

GIMME HEAD!

Spread 'em.

GIMME SWEETS!

Funny, your Mom said the same thing last night.