That's the thing about desert motels.

You'll just have to pay him the $300 an hour, I guess.

So what going on in the news today?
*shuffles pages*
McConnell warns wavering Republicans on big Obamacare vote

Sweet.

My soporific grease recipe is secret, you envious Emmie.

My soporific grease recipe is secret, you jealous Jeannie.

Ha ha, it's called the "Purpose" Tour and he canceled it ha ha I'm just going to laugh at my Hot Pocket until I fall asleep with it dripping on myself.

I'm trying to get at what Alien Jesus is saying, that we both romanticize and have revulsion at mental illness in this society.

Hey, Butt Trumpet had
1. two female bass players, so equality
2. some mom who found the album in her daughter's collection and called it "audio porn" in the press, which is kind of awesome

"Boy could've made a useful irritating noise!"

That name just always made me laugh, especially when written in a metal font, because it sounds like pretty flowers.

Enlighten us, then, Eggplant.

Krokus (flowers along the front steps)

Damaged artist mystique, blah blah blah.

Since this is the thread to do it, I'll just say that George Romero's zombie movies aren't actually very good.

Weirdly, though, they released a tribute to Leonard Cohen, an unrelated late singer.

Train to Busan, if you like fast zombies
Grabbers was a fun Irish monster film in the vein of Tremors
Europa Report, decent low budget space horror

In Hackman's case, it wasn't because word got out that he's an abusive bully on the set of The Royal Tenenbaums?

Now conjecture on Frances McDormand's money problems!

She saw Louis C.K. nude, so she can handle anything at this point.