It's based on a reliable tip.

Seems unfeasible. Isn't there enough uric acid in urine to stifle plants' growth?

The FDA: "We report, you decide"

Few people know the acronym actually means "Mary Tyler Vore".

Yoga where you laugh while performing it (a real thing). I knew a woman that works as a philanthropy adviser who had a client that is a Rockefeller scion. He told her he wants to spend his ample money for charity benefitting laughing yoga, his true passion.

Unlike drugs, religion, overeating, more drugs, and laughing yoga, celebrities were able to fill the aching void in my soul. I'd recommend them to anyone.

Bad at everything? It seems Trump is quite adept at fleecing taxpayers for his luxuries.

Chris Evans eats babies. It's all his convoluted plan to get to Kimmel's infant.

That would make for a good feature here. "What's Currently Stuck In Your Head?"

Not sure I buy that "Lift" would've been an automatic smash hit on radio, at least in America. We were in a weird place then, with our Prodigy's "Breathe", ska bands, White Town's "Your Woman"…

If only they'd put a high red wig on Goldblum. He'd be down for it.

The header photo reminds me that I didn't hate Independence Day: Resurgence as much as everyone else did. Sure, it was dumb as a fence post, but what big tentpole movie isn't?

What?! Where?!

I think that was Nigel Farage's final statement before leaving UKIP.

When your only options are food truck mussels and beer, let's just say the results aren't pretty.

Fear Wig is probably still available as a title.

He's high as a kite at any given moment. Ask nicely or give to charity or something and he'll let you do it.

Doesn't he frequently produce these days? What's wrong with focusing on that?

Lost in the Khole.

Yeah, in the late Victorian era they were really a playground for the rich: http://www.newyorker.com/ma…