"What about a pointed stick?"

The funny thing is, Peter Del Vecho is a drifter they found talking to himself outside the EW offices and has never worked for Disney.

"He's always referencing a guy named Leonard Pierce who can see into the future. We give my uncle a wide berth."

But commenting on A.V. Club with your mobile gives you superhuman powers of perception, right?

There ain't no sanity clause in the Articles of Confederation!

Couldn't be worse than David Morse in John Adams.

Eh, I take the George Carlin approach. The Earth will be fine; we're the ones who're fucked.

Hey, we sell piss masquerading as beer, who are we to judge others' indiscretions?

A family that causes a half billion in property damage stays together, damnit.

Run!

It's Germans. They admire die mensch maschine.

Door-to-door Mormons…

Do they put ingredients like sauerkraut and the various wursts on German pizza?

Nice work with "The Good Dinosaur" tag.

Next-morning lady T. Rex doesn't want to be fed, she wants to hunt.

I didn't really need to know all of the child actors' names.

Not quite the "blockbuster" they were promising in their Kickstarter but I guess it could be fun.

Oh god, there's such a thing as tuna mousse?

You forgot about Boo! A Madea Halloween.

And next they'll get their own drinking fountains? You bigot.