Well, it certainly wasn't "I wonder which episode of New Girl this is"

Well, it certainly wasn't "I wonder which episode of New Girl this is"

I really don't remember because I was fucking distraught because my roommate had fucking killed herself and I was to busy trying to figure out how I was going to make rent to pay attention to eyeface and her shenanigans.

I really don't remember because I was fucking distraught because my roommate had fucking killed herself and I was to busy trying to figure out how I was going to make rent to pay attention to eyeface and her shenanigans.

True story: I once left my house to buy some food and when I came back "New Girl" was on and my roommate had committed suicide.

True story: I once left my house to buy some food and when I came back "New Girl" was on and my roommate had committed suicide.

I guess I just don't like music from New Orleans. I had always just assumed that Dr. John was one of those people that "real" New Orleans musicians rolled their eyes about.

I guess I just don't like music from New Orleans. I had always just assumed that Dr. John was one of those people that "real" New Orleans musicians rolled their eyes about.

I don't understand the boner critics have for this show. I watched the first season and thought the stories were dusted off cliches, the pacing was slow, Steve Zahn made me want to punch my own dick until I passed out, and the music seemed as "authentic" as a trip to the House of Blues. Please tell me - what am I…

I don't understand the boner critics have for this show. I watched the first season and thought the stories were dusted off cliches, the pacing was slow, Steve Zahn made me want to punch my own dick until I passed out, and the music seemed as "authentic" as a trip to the House of Blues. Please tell me - what am I…