Wish they'd have gone for Katherine Heigl instead of Sandra Bullock, for obvious Roswell-y reasons.

That is such a Tess thing to do…

We don't know that was his cum. He could have been furiously whisking some egg whites below frame. So furiously that he splashed some on his girlfriend?

Alternate joke: Talk about "leaving normal"!

And he didn't even get her tickets to see Gomez!

Lena Dunham doesn't look her best mid-blink. WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER AM I RIGHT?

Isn't semen involved in 90% of all CSI episodes?

In this case, no.

"I don't clean ears, my dear."

And Natalya's immediate "ehh I haven't showered today" in the sex scene. Girls has a real handle on butt-related reactions.

For a half-hour show, Girls does a really good job of making each episode feel substantial. Most half hour shows I watch feel frustratingly slight when you have to wait a week for the next installment. I would not mind a few extra episodes, though.

March 10th, Journal entry #2
I'm Liz Parker and five minutes ago Adam came on my tits.
After that, things got really weird… 

A fan wrote into Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse's podcast and proposed that Hurley, while in 1977, should have been put into the Dharma zoological team and bonded with/looked after a baby bird they were doing experiments on. Maybe even set it free into the jungle. Then it would grow up, and recognize Hurley in the…

I would have thought 'C's, actually.

It's Friday night, I'm putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt, my best device for concealing my penis, and I've got EVERYTHING I NEED. Ow!

Do you also feel the need to argue that not all of The Sopranos is entirely fake?

I want to know where she went and how the angels work and why they're doing what they're doing.

"All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again" = Disclaimer.

I would expect an Okkervil River fan to be more perceptive!

I thought the woman was apologizing for the lack of a car, forcing Tina to stand on the curb and be harassed.