I spend too much time face banging your female relatives.

Snarking Pacino for turning down Star Wars in the 70's by referencing deuce movies he made in the 00's/10's doesn't make much sense.

"ESPN is like 50% of your cable bill anyways. Seriously."

Sean O'Neal.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Is there a brother you can fuck?

thanks, e.

I'd judge you if you didn't.

She's currently wearing the 'hottest chick on the show' crown w/no replacement in sight. She stays.

you bitch.

Yeah, I'd say Jessa is more genuine than what would fit the definition most would give for 'hipster'.

Marnie and Shoshana - not hipsters.

But then he gets robbed by the Latino maintenance guy/chick.

409 likes? i almost don't know what to say…

@avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus i hope you don't get trapped on an ice floe and die!

Lindsay Lohan?

you can go fuck yourself.

speak for yourself.

lick your fanny?
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dude, MiB isn't dead. his body just doesn't work anymore. how are people not figuring this out? isn't it obvious?