A year later, I still think this is my favorite AV Club thread.

Whoa whoa whoa
Why all the hate for Robin Hood: Men in Tights? It was funny!

I'm probably biased since I'm a big fan, but I have to say that Nate almost always writes with a refreshing sincerity, particularly with the loving way he handles the flops in myof.

Steve Martin WAS on the writing staff for The Jerk. Doesn't that make him funny?

Poolhall Junkies. Just replace Malkovich overacting with Walken overacting and it's pretty much the same movie. Also, replace the rest of the cast with much less talented actors.

No Seinfeld fans in the house?
Nobody beats me…
Because I'm The Wiz!

The similarity was not lost on me. When I first saw the trailer for Cockpuncher, I thought "It's about time Fist of Legend got a sequel."

How to Watch
There's no better movie to watch with the sound off with a couple friends, making up dialogue. I'll never forget the adventures of little Fistoflegend Crotchpunch and his battles against the tyranny of General Titanium Breakaback. Dude punches tons of crotch in the movie.