You say Diplo…
Everyone else says Duplo.

Midgets on tricycles?

Baby hands?

I think the stranger requires your hand to be numb. Using the other, non-numb hand, might also be called "the other woman".

Bless you.

Really? Do they have enough power to recharge my phone?

F) A relative of mine is making money online refurbishing used condoms.

Taped? In my day we had to watch it live and in black & white. You kids and your new fangled "tapes". Get off my lawn!

Your website has three boobs?! Sweet. Just kidding, you lose at life. You can go away now.

"Now with extra protein!"

No, I spliced in a pic of my junk. Glad you liked it @avclub-17ffa8fad012a66eba508715ad0fec7a:disqus

That means "quickly", right?

His rhymes are bottomless…

And the sun is hot! Oh sorry, I thought we were making obvious statements.

Because when they handle your stuff, it looks huge!

Nice call back.

This reminds me of the Donald Trump Butt Plug pic I saw the other day. If I can find it again, I'll post it here tonight when I get home…from work.

How long did it take them to respond to your calls for action?

What? Are you going to make him a mixtape now?

Does it come with his paychecks?