Scam? Dang it!

What's Happening Now…Again?

[My response is postponed until next week]

I honestly don't care where you pound your stick just don't get it on me. Thank you.

I hear GoT may have it beat.

[Insert Troll lolol joke here]

Upvoted in the hopes that you drop as low as I have.

That sounded a little fuzzy. Can you say that again but say it closer to the phone receiver?

Hi Poppa Woody!

So that's why he lost all the weight. Eat at Subway and get plenty of "exercise". Got it.

Laxerx? I don't see it.

I read somewhere that the final dino is the same one they used in the first movie.

It would be funny to stand outside the theater selling condoms that were shaped into "flowers".

I saw the fireworks at the monument in DC several years ago and it was amazing. Congo-ratz @Dikachu:disqus

Barney and Friends?

So where is the "Ricky Coogin's blackeye" avatar?

"Ok Keaton, so Kong runs in and rips you a new one…literally. Congrats on getting your sex scene."

God's Not Dead 3: Trini-die

If that is true he's screwed.

Flat butts aren't the thing.