I'm just waiting for the "LaBeouf of Bel Air" tv show.

NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

I agree. He was popular in 2008 because he "was running for President". The white guilt may have had something to do with that. By 2010 he was now the "owner of everything that is wrong with the U.S." and the novelty had worn off.

Oh please let him redo the "fool me once shame on me" speech again. Please please please.

Wait a second. i thought the swollen pickle came with it for free?

I was surprised to hear that he got out of there alive. If that would have happened in my hometown, they would have tackled him, pulled the gun out of his hand. put the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Then they would have told the police he killed himself.

I co-worker/friend just took 6 weeks and was back at work. The mother, not the father. Maybe there would be less violence here if we did get that much vacation time?

I've been at this job for almost 5 years. So far I get about 18 days per year plus 6 days sick leave. When I was in the military though we would get 30 days a year and unlimited sick time.

What I usually do is go to any radio station then turn the knob one more click in either direction.

http://dicksbymail.com/

You got your gum on my…oh that's gonna sting!

It must suck spending all day posting to websites in the hope of possibly making a dime only to be deleted again.

How can you tell? I don't see a black eye yet.

You misspelled "stalker victim".

She's gone from suck…to blow!

These are not the lipsticks you are looking for.

It's a trap!

Imagine someone forcing you to clean the inside of a toilet with your head while they are flushing it repeatedly.

Is that bad?

I thought most of them lived on the Jersey Shore.