Is it short for JAG Officers?

That reminds me of the other day. My daughter says to me:
"Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
I say "sure."
Girl: "Knock knock."
Me: …
Girl: "KNOCK KNOCK!"
Me: "I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"
Girl: "Ok, that was funnier than what I was going to say. You win."

His head is already too big to fill that orifice…I mean office.

I figured she was making the horse milk.

Ack! It's a pun-splosion!

You only have one folder? What are you, 12?!

You misspelled "penis".

"Thanks. I just had it stuffed."

Hip hop? In my day we would just get it replaced.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I used to hate when I would step on my kids Legos in the middle of the night. I couldn't even imagine the amount of pain would be caused by swimming in the Legos.

Please, no.

"The director's cut?" Does that mean he's circumcised?

"In a world…"

Please post the link to your Kickstarter. Thank you.

Polo!

Some motherfuckers are always trying to water-ski on sand.

Alternative title: Fox pulls out early.

It just got deep in here.

TBS: Get a blood test to be sure.