Twice if you imagine her with another wo…..ungh! And I'm spent.

I blue myself.

I like mustard and onions on my hot dawes, please!

The answer is clear, you should drink more Pepsi.

I want to but I don't have the time…oh you weren't talking to me? Nevermind.

I've always wanted to meet him. Did I say "meet"? I meant "beat!"

I wouldn't know, I've never tried to put anything in it before…today.

The interest rate gets knocked down but it comes up again; you're never gonna keep it down!

That's how we described your mom's last porn flick.

I saw a prank he did where he was "kidnapped" while waiting in line to see a movie. From that moment on I figured he was a cool guy.

I (World War) Z what you did there.

I tried to come up with a funny joke about Brad Pitt but I couldn't, I like the guy too much.

I believe in The Farce. Is that close enough?

And now we know how you got your name. Thanks for clearing that up…or not clearing that up depending how you look at it.

SAPPRFT! Oh sorry. I'm a little gassy today.

Wait. Are we talking about horror movie makeup artist or porn star? You need to be more specific in your replies.

I loved Fangoria. Because of that mag I wanted to be a horror movie makeup artist for several years. It didn't happen, just like my wanting to be a porn star and/or astronaut.

"Oh my god! His teeth are so bright! I AM BLIND!"

DAWES!

Zoinks!