"Adam and Eve's foot."

We are all (pitch)forked now.

And britches get stitches.

Brian Williams has a particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career…

I just thought someone was trying to write their name in the snow.

That can't be Mr. LaBeouf. He acknowledged the copy BEFORE he wrote it.

What is this "CDs" thing you speak of? Is that a new way to torrent?

The sequel of "2 Spider 2 Fly"?

"Who let the Spider-Man out?"
"Who?"
"Who who who who?"

Gawd I hope not!
Because, you know, Dikachu.

Oh yeah…

Thanks for the visual.

Vagachu?

Thank you for pointing out the square-root of the problem.

You know what I want to see? A Spider-Man movie where Spider-Man is played by Peter Dinklage. You know that would be awesome!

You know what I say to these pun threads? "Pluck you!"

Something tells me that they are just scratching the surface of a bigger story.

Because it's hip to be squared?

Don't put the wrong one in your mouth.

It can be two things.