"Cuz I have this shit nailed." - Dikachu before he was arrested

Zoinks!

It can be two things.

Did Dikachu work there?

Are you mixing it as directed or just eating the powder? A friend wanted to know.

Is it that time of the month already?!

Saigon… shit; I'm still only in Saigon… Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

The short version: "I was dreaming about O'Neal this weekend."

Now they get to respin all of the Start Wars movies. Crap!

How I work smarter not harder:
My mother is visiting this coming weekend. Instead of cleaning my house, I will keep her busy around town and drop her off at her hotel room. If she doesn't see my house, I don't have to clean. Smarter not harder. :)

Translation: I was at work Saturday but I didn't get anything done.

I thought Mount Doom was his butt. This explains a couple things….and brings up more questions.

Yes but you'll be so baked you'll forget about Dre.

Oh, I thought the magazine was called "Swimsuit Issue."

He means "non-porn".

It's a trap!

This was the first movie I saw where John Lithgow played crazy so well.

But you have to Twitter the link before anyone will even know it exists.

Should have tried Cool-Aids. Good luck getting some skinny guy covered in sores smashing through the wall though.

I forgot my hammer. Will an Etch-a-Sketch be ok instead?