"I ⇛❦⇛⇛❦ U!"

My cousin's roommate's ex-wife's father made $5 dollars a day stuffing envelopes! If you would like to get in on the ground floor, click in red "X" in the top right-hand corner!

Nothing says "meltdown" like gently closing the door when your finished. He really IS a pro!

No. My son says it is called "cleaning my room."

She didn't say she didn't agree, just that she didn't say it. Well played Qweef Latina, well played.

Prequel?

When is this coming out; I would totally watch it.

Is this a prequel to The The?

Nice synergy.

He was just surprised that Madonna wasn't a hologram.

I wonder if it will include a happy ending?

Haha! I get it. Because they both suck, right? Oh that is too funny.

I felt sorry for her because I was too focused on that gap between her teeth. I mean, in the clip it looked like you could drive a sports car between those teeth. You would think, with all that money she made, why the hell wouldn't you fix that?

Boy George?!
When is he going to grow up?

Is his crime that he sucks…
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OF COCK!

Oh yeah, I was going to ask if the secret password at the door is still "butterfly"?
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I'm sure I still have a BetaMax player in my attic, right next to the mummified corpse of my mother.

Falling Off The Edge Of The Bed

Faith No More says "It" is sex. Now reread the story above and replace "it" with "sex". You'll thank me later.

Oh, how about LEGO Fallout 2?