Seventh Sense
"I screw dead people!"

I would love a handy, thanks. Oh wait I thought you meant something else.

Man in the moon pie?

A. V. Club: Pre-death Slimer!

"I call this move 'The Tripod'."

No, that's extra.

Texas Paste Eating Massacre!

Did the police want real information about the fake pirate or fake information about real pirates?

My son says "Pen island" is interesting…

Well duh. Did you look at your avatar pic? It is as square as you are.

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!" - Dr. Venkman

So wrong on so many levels.

You're too late. He already defaced that mural but you'll need a black light and that special spray that highlights "fluids".

And all this time I didn't even know rectal was a color.

Wow. Your middle name should be "big book of words".

He already is.

Most old people I know are/were afraid to go to funerals because they didn't want to catch "death's" attention.

This stuff always happens in 3s. Who will be the next Star Trek person to die? Find out next week…

yes! … yeS! … yES! … YES!

It gets as long as you want, depending on how you pull it of course.