They are quite scarey looking too.

Totally!

…And when I say "friend" I mean "I'll need your credit card for this call".

The audience will definitely be sore afterwards.

"You're Thor?! I'm the one who'th been thitting here for 27 hourth!"

I remember the Colon Blow commercial. That thing killed me as a kid. Especially the "Super Colon Blow" part. Nice job @joeyblowey:disqus

*Presses button*
Yes, Alex. My answer is "What is the bee doing at the end of sex?"

She always looked like that. And her face didn't require plastic surgery to achieve it. Weird.

Whatever, man.

A. V. Club: Nerding out with other nerds.

I thought you looked familiar!

I think I would be ok with losing a leg. I would get a prosthetic and tell everyone that I got a robot leg! Who wouldn't think having a robot leg is awesome?

You misspelled "sheep".

I wouldn't call it food either

And you misspelled "less".

I'm not saying Norm Macdonald is Ronald McDonald, I'm just saying you haven't seen them in the same room together.

I think the only way to get anyone to watch a roast of Bieber is if he was the only one to show up. Just show an hour of Bieber looking at his over priced watch and asking, "Did anyone call to say they were going to be late or something?" The cring-worthyness of that would be enough for me to watch it.

You are 100% correct.

She invented sarcasm!

So this will be a show for old people? Got it.