Sarcastic Inception! We need to go deeper.

That explains why she didn't move around so much.

Yeah, they canceled because YOU didn't watch it. Conceited much? They canceled because I didn't watch it. Get your facts straight.

I think we all know WHY it rents by the hour.
*Wink wink. Nudge nudge.*

Your nonsense doesn't affect me. I made this cool aluminum hat to block it out.

They are always perfectly pissed off. They don't get more pissed off and you can't change what they are pissed off about. This is why they get the awesome afterlife!

Do I have to choose now or can I choose when I get there? Can I maybe look around a little bit first?

Don't give 'em attention, they'll just keep coming back!

The sad part is that this town kinda reminds me of my hometown. Especially the "crippling sense of doom" part.

Replace "Sky" with "Toilet" and that becomes a lot funnier.

Shouldn't that be "shares" since "Inventions" is a name of a singular band?

When I saw Ann Coulter I thought she would be playing the main villain/shark. My bad.

I love that the picture they used makes him look like the Frankenstein's monster.

I thought he WAS a mannequin.

He meant to do the face rubbing on Howie Mandel to see if he would explode but pronounced it wrong.

The trippy part is when I first opened this article it looked white and gold. I scrolled down to see the other pic that clearly looked black and blue. When I scrolled back up, the white/gold dress looked black/blue. It was weird.

Well, you can't carpet bomb druggists…

I'm barely hanging on by a thread.

I may have been obsessed with hos but I couldn't care less about pimps.

*Does not wast my money on this post*