This is just one of the many reasons why you should never room with piss off someone who owns a sword.

They scheduled him? Outrageous!

He's too busy making sure no one is on his street without his permission.

In Criminal Mimes they can never hear you scream!

You can checkout any time you like but you can never leave!

Hi.
I'm here to audition for the role of "the boss".
Thanks.

Well, we could take attendance to see who is here. Whoever isn't here must be on the cruise.

When you rage within the machine, the machine rages within you!

You misspelled "Soylent Green"

Screw wisdom!

If you have a problem you must zip it! Zip it good!

Dang it! I was going to say that.

Sometimes all you have to do is mention "Kevin Spacey is staring in…" and you make millions. I don't think that will be the case for this movie.

Again?

I would totally watch this at least once.

I think this is just a round about way of coming out of the closet. It's about time! Now, can we move on?

I guess he shouldn't have been whipping his hair back and forth so close to that computer monitor.

"Sha sha sha sha sha she was shakin'"

His name is pronounced M. Night Shamalamadingdong. Get it right!

Hello? You can warn people about your SPOILERS!