I'll only watch it if they cast Patton Oswalt as Slimer.

Wait. They can make the laws AND vote on them too. Is that right?

Get it? He's saying you have a small penis. It was the "small-timer" and the toothpick that were referencing the smallness of your male genitalia. Does it make more sense now or do you need to look in your pants to make sure?

*Mind blown*

He's not fat, he's just easy to see.

Or they could picket outside with signs that say, "I was banned for expressing my opinion".

Pemberton says that, "…Cosby has…raped…the starting lineups of The Chicago Bulls, The New York Yankees and The New England Patriots combined."

Or is there?

{Insert Dikachu joke here}

Same thing.

A. V. Club: What furries are into!

Sound a lot like….ALL of my previous roommates.

Hopefully she'll now be able to find some peas.

I made $970,000. Well, over 30 years combined. Well, actually it was way under that but I made money last year. Does that count?

Yeah, 18+ is good enough for me.

He would have to decline because he already works for The X-Men.

Actually, I would love to see Betty White in an evil role like this.

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke…

It hasn't been proven that you are a Vajayjay either. We just believe.

Just because it is painted does mean "it" IS black.