That would have been waaay funnier if Dikachu said that.

She is already Fun Sized.

TL;DR

When she says "forget" she means another word…just like Bill did.

Note: All "ladies" over the age of 18 will be carded for my safety. Thank you!

{Insert RV joke here}

"I'd poke her in the IMAX, if you know what I mean."

I love these puns. I may Leia down and die laughing.

This makes me hope this isn't going to turn into "the new Jar Jar Binks". But then again, I hope it does just for the cringe effect.

This movie is becoming a giant cameo. Next month we will find out that every actor in the SAG has a part in the movie for at least 10 seconds. I am beginning to lose interest.

{Insert "small penis" joke here}

Badger badger badger badger….

Now sounds like a great time to push for that "Everybody Hates Bill" tv show.

Nose breather.

You are speeling bester than eye.

I think it is called "Preparation G". Don't quote me on that though.

Did you say something about going both ways?

Something something Patton Oswalt.

My toaster takes offense to this comment. However your mom's vibrator does not, strange.

It is hard to take Vin Diesel seriously when I know he started out as a skinny break dancer years before his first movie.