Happy New Year A. V. Clubers. I hope next year is funnier than this year. Be safe and see you next year. :)

We don't want to see your period.

They only change their underwear once a week?

Every time I see this guy's name, I wonder if I should contact my old employers and say, "Remember the time I worked for you? Well, I think you should pay some more money because I am awesome."

I figured his girlfriend would be the one stabbing someone to save him.

Bryan Cranston as the young Palpatine or GTFO.

I would have named him #1 in the list of: "People you never knew were actors."

That's because of all the antennas sticking out of his face.

Well Mr. Sajak, is it "What is old man semen in an old man's armpit?"

I would watch it if they got the original cast to do it as a parody of themselves.

Kuntception?

"Oh my god! You killed Kenny! Bastard!"

My son went through that last year. He got caught on his laptop an hour after bedtime…

Yes but jumping over a statue of a shark ON a statue of a motorcycle…

I was wondering how they hacked anyone. I didn't think they could afford computers in that country.

"Stop scratching your axe-hole and get back in there!"

I hope so because for a second I thought he was mooning us!

Reading Rainbow.

What's the age limit on that? I remember as a teenager I would get concerned if it was soft for more than 4 hours.

"Now that you've been working here for 5 years, we've decided to allow you to take a half day off but you have to do it sometime between today and tomorrow."