Which reminds me, I think the title of this article should have been, "The Los Angeles Film Critics Association caught with child porn"

If he tweets it on Facebook he is doing it wrong.

A. V. Club: SHUT UP IT'S EMPOWERING AND BEAUTIFUL!

I'm sorry, what did you say?

It's funny like when my 14 tried to teach me how to play Minecraft. "I've been playing for 6 months already and I have Youtube on my phone so how are you going to teach me anything new?"

I almost spit my fried rice on my keyboard I laughed so hard.

I was expecting the bottom of the pic to say "…of mice!"

I didn't commit felonies to get my parent attention…I did it for the fun of it.

It would if the interview was for "Pig Impersonator".

On a scale of 1 to pickle, this is love.

Loved him in The Cell and then he dropped off the map. This story tells me that he hasn't stopped falling, poor guy.

A joint would get me excited too.

I'm in stitches over here.

That skin was stretched so tight you couldn't fit a Chihuahua in that skin.

Porn on the Swings
*Yes, the playground was closed for "construction"*

"He shoved WHAT into his 'hobbit hole'?"

Not anymore.

*Stops kissing TJ's sister*
Did you say something?

The only reason that the Christians aren't called terrorists anymore is because they won.

"I want to be a prepper but I also want a religious aspect?"
"Well you could become a Mormon."
"What if I also want to sleep with multiple women?"
"You could become a Fundamentalist Mormon. They make the women believe that it is your job to have multiple women in your house."
"Sign me up!"