Something something Star Whores.

I am waiting for Bill Cosby's new book, "If I raped those women, this is how I would have done it."

Ointment.

"And Billy the Bomber comes in with a Smashing Pumpkin!"
"I bet his face is going to be swollen in the morning."
"You know it."

[Insert 'transistor' joke here]

Yeah. Because money has nothing to do with it.

Boom! Freezer burn!

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my chainsaw!

Followed up by the porno: One Man's Internal Love of the Quesarito

If Dikachu got in Martha's face, would she… "Eat Up"?

Dikachu, is that you? Also, must you do that with your nose in front of everyone?

Space ninjas on raptors on Harleys

*Insert Brokeback Mountain reference*

*Dikachu changes name to Werhter's*

He's so nosey!

Many men died to bring you this comment!

Don't be dum.

I am trying to look him up but IMDB keeps saying, "Access denied!"

I'ld buy that for a dollar!

"That's a gritty Harvey re-make, alright." - A. V. Club's review of Donnie Darko