There is Norway you're serious!

Guy 1: How can we add "Based on a true story" to the title?
Guy 2: Well, did your mother ever walk to the store?
Guy 1: Of course she did. Why?
Guy 2: Because the main character walks to the store in the first 15 minutes. There, now it is "based on a true story".

DEWEY FRICKIN' CROWE!!!!

Post video or it didn't happen.

Sounds like my last family reunion.

They would have to change his name to Soldering Iron Face.

Maybe if Scarecrow's dad and Penquin's mom got together they could have a kid named Harlequin. Hmmm…

They should have just taken out the swimming pool part.

I think it is something in the water.

A. V. Club: Refreshingly Stupid!

"Put our meat in your kid's mouth" sounds better.

I would say just about anything by Rob Zombie. More because of the realistic gore and general creepiness than for the scares.

I have a really strong urge to sell the UFO in my basement.

I would love to see Leno take an arrow to the knee.

The upside: I had never heard of this chick until I read the story this morning when I got to work. She should give per PR people a pay raise!

Double clicked her sister's mouse?

A. V. Club: Approximate retail value: sobbing

Amateur!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye….then it's a money shot!

I already did. I built the panties into women's pants. They're called, Panties!