You'll invent it now, mister!

Proof that Mcdonalds hates internet users so they are "lovin'" us so that they aren't seen as haters because we must be haters if we use the internet.

Samsung Note -1.

Does it come with a fedora?

It's funny because it's true.

I wish I made less money so that I could fund a ki….no I don't!

*Bangs face into the dirt*
Holy crap, you're right!

That's not an invisibility cloak!!!

You're not "A" pretty face.

About 3 inches.

Jesus: God! Why have you forsaken me?!
God: It's called "puff puff pass", bitch!

Do I have to marry one of your cousins or can I just ask to be there this year?

Is that as sexual as it sounds or am I the only one with a basket fetish?

They better get their sights on someone soon.

Hi.

I have upvoted the kick-ban of Dikachu as did everyone else. That is what we were upvoting, right?

Today must be "opposite day" because I am pretty sure Scrawler is all about this.

The first two seasons are fine but it drops off quickly.

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Did you blue yourself again?