I've always wondered, does she blue herself?

Your gonna feel a little prick.

If my wife isn't on the PS4 I'll play Thief. Otherwise I'll probably play Minecraft single player (offline) and without mods.

Kinda like when you own a truck. "Hey, I am moving this weekend and I was wondering…"

The alumni version should have shots as incentives. Each book you read during the month is the number of shots they give you on the last day of the month.

A V Club: A friend in a wheelchair.

I would but the elevator went down on me.

Hey! I only did that once, cut me some slack.

But no one will follow through for more than..they have what on sale?! Sorry, gotta go.

Somethin' bit me in the buttocks!

The Man with the Golden Bong

…ZZNZZZ…

"Tetris the Porno: Everyone Gets a Piece"

It's going to be something like that elevator movie, Nic Cage IS the Antichrist AND he plays one in the movie too but you don't know it until the last minute.

*Hails a taxi*

Michael: KITT. You do realize that you are a Canadian White boy, right?

This may be the best post on this page. Nice one.

Maybe we will get lucky and they actually put his voice box into the car.

I would love to see that episode!

I didn't realize he was paying 4.1 million people to watch his show. How do I get in on that?