Would you prefer space zombies that fall in love with vampires but have to marry a werewolf because their parents arranged the marriage at sea?

Why not just blow open the whole religion thing…

Sorry, I can't upvote any comments with "Detroit" in it unless it also has "Dr." in it.

You have no rights. You're an A.V. Club commenter for Christ sake!

Join the Navy to ride the Waves.

…O'Conner?

Would he be P(ee)?

William Shatner has a radiation accident that turns him into Q. His first test of his powers is to change his appearance. The end.

A V Club: Even scavengers won't eat a Quesarito.

I tend to want to get revenge with those places. I will order a Bloody Mary, take a sip and say it is too spicy and then order something else but insist that I only pay for the second drink. I would do that with every drink for the rest of the night or until they stop serving me.

Don't suck.

"Do not murder him or he will not figure it out."

They must be hard up.

"I don't think I'm a huge douchebag. I think I'm an artist with lots of talent."

Was it weed? I would cry for weed.

I'ld have gotta away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling Ben-Hur!

Ben-Hur Sunday school teacher for 3 years now.

You spelled "Desperate" weird.

The Bourne: Redundancy is futile!

"She wasn't sent to jail, she was in training!"