Is "X-mas motherfuckers" a holiday or a double shift at Walmart?

Sometimes I think he is about 2 IQ points away from mentally challenged. Plus 2 or minus 2, I am not sure.

Wouldn't "half-assed glass" just be sand?

*Blows into cartridge*

Isn't that just brown?

What is that?
It looks like a photo negative of the moon.
Wait, it's getting bigger.
What is that coming out?
Oh crap!

*Dresses up as a Busch*
Am I doing this right?

Remote controlled helicopter camera FTW.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Every which way but loose!

Not only did he nail it, he sanded it down to a smooth, dust free…

No worries, they'll just bring him back next article.

Show idea:
We put all the politicians on an island and it will be kinda like Hunger Games except when the last politician wins all of the cameras and crew members leave but the winning politician is left on the island alone.

A.V.Club: You aren't ready.

If you think those tats are bad, you should see the tats my grandma has.

Stop being so hard on yourself, you're are not big.

They would cancel each other out.

In their defense though, most of the FF games ARE movies with a little bit of game play mixed in. If you take out the game play part it does kinda suck.

28 Stoners Later

You mean like a loopback? Yikes!