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[Insert Michael Jackson joke here]

Momma said don't bother when I cleaning my room!
*Drags vacuum to bedroom*

Caaaarrrrrlllll!!!

Make it about a sex addicted prostitute/ secret agent… Meanhorny!

I got one, I got one. Ok so you have a normal looking family but in reality the parents are spies!
…already been done? oh ok, then the KIDS are the spies.
…that's been done too? ok, forget spies. This movie is actually about a talking dog.
…Cat?
…Both! No?
Crap, I'm outta ideas too, sorry.

Resistance is futile.

[Insert Elder Scrolls joke here]

A rusty trombone without a happy ending? Or were you talking figuratively?

I think that will make them a super(man) trio?

Tracey Ullman wakes up, grabs the bottle of medication from the night stand. "That's enough of those!" and throws them in the trash.

I don't think he should have anything to say about suicide until he has tried it himself.

Maybe they'll put it on "Snapped" so that they show the pixelated shot of her vagina about 50 times in 30 minutes.

Just to be sure, they should all show up completely naked.

I don't know, I think that pun was tight tight tight tight!

Sometimes it's a good thing to do movies for charity.

*Wonders if I can upvote and downvote at the same time*

I'm amazed at how cheap that sounds.

"I have a great idea for a movie called 'Curses, Broiled Again!'" - Shia LaBeef

This meat pun thread is bacon me crazy!